Last week's #AwfulRecap comes in a bit late since everyone was trying to be funny posting fake stupidity as news. Hummus API, you hillarious, Google.
Anyway, here's only real awful news from last week with credible sourses, as always:


Beautiful IT

🗜 Modern gamers prefer 'PC Building Simulator' to real PC building https://goo.gl/db9ptF

🎪 Bitcoin scammer pranked into dressing up as raccoon, scavenging through trash bins https://goo.gl/55wdDN

🆗 Russia polls Twitter on which US consulate to close; Twitter chooses St. Petersburg https://goo.gl/mMpmhS

🏃‍♀️ Restaurants looking into new subscriprion service that sells access to their toilets https://goo.gl/JxgL5W


Law and order

🚓 Police officers suspended after storming Domino's over undelivered pizza https://goo.gl/kTioYN

🚸 Canadian havoc: man sues 10-year-old girl after jogging into her bicycle https://goo.gl/qD4nkr

💫 Student who was shot at school gets detention for protesting against schools shootings https://goo.gl/AL92J8

💪 Woman steals car, gets caught, seated in police car handcuffed, steals police car https://goo.gl/jYcNBT


Generally awful

🤒 Modern Barney Stinson tells woman he was poisoned and can only be cured with sex https://goo.gl/JSyM4x

😹 Family's pet cat returns home 2 days after they thought they buried him https://goo.gl/UXNBKK

👤 Tokyo company sells safety window silhouettes of men to lonely women https://goo.gl/rr3czA

🤰 Florida woman mistakes 37-week pregnancy for bad Chinese food https://goo.gl/2y8XMs

🅱️ New viral trend for Tide Pod survivers to try: 'condom snorting challenge' https://goo.gl/uJSPL1

⚰️ Museum finds mummy in 2,500-year-old coffin that was considered empty for last 157 years https://goo.gl/f6zTgb